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"Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark."

- N’tima (via qoldlush)

(via theytellyouthatyourelucky)

Men's magazine on eating right: STEAK PROTEIN EAT A WHOLE DANG COW EAT YOUR LOCAL BOOK CLUB FOR AN EXTRA ENERGY BOOST PROTEIN HOO HAH
Women's magazine on eating right: One piece of lettuce a day with a side of two slices of skinless apple (the skin has extra calories! YUCK!) Want to treat yourself? Indulge in a plate of rabbit food with yummy diet water sauce for an extra kick!
cofeecigarettes:

you-will-go-far:

resurrected-life:

liveonstandby:

eveningfades:

Today

Today…

This made me want to cry

Today

almost every day.

cofeecigarettes:

you-will-go-far:

resurrected-life:

liveonstandby:

eveningfades:

Today

Today…

This made me want to cry

Today

almost every day.

(via sinkinginfidelity)

weallhavegunsforhands:

ch4in:

nakedhermione:



this is so purfect omg.

This is adorable, and the fact that a six year old known the difference between you’re and your. Blows my mind.

weallhavegunsforhands:

ch4in:

nakedhermione:

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this is so purfect omg.

This is adorable, and the fact that a six year old known the difference between you’re and your. Blows my mind.

(via missexpresso)

missn91:

John Green “The Fault in Our Stars”

missn91:

John Green “The Fault in Our Stars”

(via generic-nerdfighter-blog)

how to be a “real woman”: a guide

ofgeography:

1. do you identify as a woman

2. congratulations you’re a real woman

(via remotewaffle-deactivated2013121)


ofdarklands:

absens:

shavingryansprivates:

when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time

I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something

#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW

ofdarklands:

absens:

shavingryansprivates:

when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time

I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something

#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW

(via shylanvance)

"We need never be hopeless because we can never be irreperably broken."

- John Green, Looking for Alaska (via epicjohngreenquotes)

(via epicjohngreenquotes)

tenpercentprince:

encourage:

validatemypride:

dietchola:

THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES

ive reblogged this like 18 times idk why I just laugh harder and harder the more I watch it

IM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER

IM GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING AT THIS

(via sorryromann)

deanisanactualprincess:

bethisa221bee:

pierce-the-sirensss:

mkalltimelow:

fuchsiaring:

forever-waiting-for-london:

peaceserumed:

haroldperfection:

holy fuck, this really is a fangirl’s anthem

reblogging again, because this is literally me

jesus christ its scary how accurate it is. 

image

   Omg wut.

YESSSSSSSSSSS

  1. what is this song called
  2. where can I purchase it 

its obsessed with you by the orion experience and im sure you can find it anywhere you get music

(via sorryromann)

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

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(via candiedice)